February 22, 2012

Kardashians Get Mocked by News Achors

Two news anchors from Philadelphia’s Fox 29 morning show “Good Day” were caught on camera mocking Khloe and Kim Kardashian after the interview was over. Usually news anchors are suppose to be courteous and professional, not these two.

I don’t know what makes this funnier, the fact that it was all on video, or the fact that the anchors knew the cameras were still rolling and couldn’t care less about it. After completing the interview with the Kardashians, Mike Jerrick and Sheinelle Jones began making fun of the two sisters. “Can they still hear us?” asks Jerrick. He then proceeds to mock the reality stars for their high-pitched voices and affinity for shoulder pads. He didn’t even mention the fact that apparently the sisters are accomplished writers as well.

Jones half-heartedly attempts to defend the sisters, saying, “I think they’re stunning.” But even she can’t keep a straight face as her cohort continues speaking in a nasally Kardashian-like voice, a bit like a Smurf who had inhaled helium.

Again, I can’t decide if this is funnier because they or doing it, or because they simply don’t care about being filmed doing it. Remember, we shouldn’t make fun of other people, but if the Kardashians are involved, then I say go ahead and make an exception.

Enjoy the video below!

 

Adam Sandler’s “Bucky Larson” is One of the Worst Flops in Recent History

Who didn’t see this coming? The movie looked terrible, the writing looked terrible, and even the promos featuring all of Sandler’s friends looked terrible. Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star was released this past weekend and ended up being one of the worst flops in recent history.

To make matters even worse, the movie scored a historic and rare 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. The overall premise of the movie is just awful, as Nick Swardson plays a guy who learns his parents were porn stars and then goes on a quest to continue in their footsteps.

This is not like Sandler and his Happy Madison production company. Usually they put out pretty good stuff, and we all know Sandler puts out pretty good stuff. We are going to chalk this one up to a slight mis-step.

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star opened on Sept. 9, earning a dismal $1.5 million from 1,500 theaters to fall outside of the top 10 — one of the worst studio openings in recent times. Oddly, Bucky Larson received a B on CinemaScore.

Reese Witherspoon Hit by a Car

Reese Witherspoon suffered some minor injuries after she was struck by a car during her jog in the Santa Monica area, this according to local police.

Witherspoon was hit around 11 a.m. in a residential neighborhood. The driver of the car was an 84-year-old woman who’d been traveling about 20 mph. The 84-year old woman was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

An ambulance did show up to take her to the hospital, but she is in good condition and resting comfortably in her Brentwood area home. At least this is what her rep said.

Reese Witherspoon recently starred in Water for Elephants, and she continues to be one of the most sought after actresses in Hollywood. Hopefully this won’t put a hold on anything she has in the works. Witherspoon married her boyfriend a while back.

Rolling Stone’s Worst Songs of the Nineties

The latest issue of Rolling Stone Magazine included a little poll that asked what were the worst songs of the nineties? Well, it is official, the poll was released, and many of the songs I am sure anyone would be able to guess.

However, I am not so sure I agree with a couple of the choices (particularly the Celine Dion and the Hanson choices), as both of these acts are still very big (see Celine Dion in Vegas and Hanson still playing huge gigs), but the rest I pretty much agree with.

Without boring you further with opinion, here are the top ten worst songs of the nineties as put together by the Rolling Stone Poll:

10. 4 Non-Blondes: “What’s Up”

9. Right Said Feed: “I’m Too Sexy”

8. Baha Men: “Who Let the Dogs Out?”

7. Celine Dion: “My Heart Will Go On” (Puzzling)???

6. Hanson: “MMMBop” No way this should be on this list.

5. Chumbawamba: “Tubthumping”

4. Vanilla Ice: “Ice Ice Baby” probably, but you know you still love it!

3. Billy Ray Cyrus: “Achy Breaky Heart”  Yes, terrible.

2. Los Del Rio: “Macarena”

1. Aqua: “Barbie Girl”

Of course people will agree to disagree on a lot of these songs. I am sure Aqua disagreed with this but was okay with it seeing as how they sold over 11-million copies of this song. How does this compare with your list?

Will Eddie Murphy Host the Oscars?

Reports are floating around the Eddie Murphy’s name is on the shortlist of people being considered to host the Oscars in 2012. The wildly popular 80’s comedian is at the very top of that list it seems out of nowhere, as his name has never been floated around before.

So why is Murphy on the top of the list this year? This year’s Oscars are being produced by Rush Hour 3 director Brett Ratner, who also directed Murphy in the upcoming action comedy Tower Heist. Ratner was reportedly so impressed with Murphy’s performance in the film, as well as his extensive knowledge of cinema, that he immediately put his name at the top of his possible Oscar host list when he secured the producing gig for the 2012 show.

Other producers feel that Murphy’s live comedy experience would give him an edge. He also has two films coming out in the next six months – Tower Heist and the drama A Thousand Words, which could turn a comeback for the actor. The Oscars have been striving for more diversity lately. This would help explain the reason could be behind this year’s puzzling decision to honor Oprah Winfrey.

A decision on Murphy could be made by the end of this week. There is however one other name on the shortlist, and that would be old reliable Billy Crystal, whom is an Oscar hosting vet and always does well.

After the debacle of Anne Hathaway and James Franco at last year’s Oscars, I personally think a donkey would do a better job, so Murphy seems like a good fit.

Mel Gibson Settles Lawsuit with Baby’s Mama

It looks like the ongoing lawsuit against Mel Gibson from his baby’s mama is finally coming to an end. According to the New Zealand Herald, Mel Gibson will pay US$750,000 (NZ$880,000) to his ex-girlfriend and continue to provide housing and financial support for their young daughter to resolve a bitter, long-running legal fight, a judge said Wednesday.

Fnally! Gibson really got himself into some trouble when he spewed all those hateful things from his mouth a while back while on the phone with his ex-girlfriend, who is also the mother of his youngest daughter.

Here are more details of the settlement as reported by the New Zealand Herald:

Gibson’s payments to Russian musician Oksana Grigorieva are dependent on a lasting truce.

As part of the agreement, their daughter will receive support equal to what the actor-director provides his other seven children. The former couple will split custody of the girl, who turns 2 in late October.

In addition, Gibson will keep paying for a multimillion house he purchased for Grigorieva and their daughter. The house will be sold when the girl turns 18 and she will receive the proceeds.

As a result of the settlement, Grigorieva cannot pursue a civil case against the Oscar winner, and both sides were ordered not to speak or write about their relationship.

Who came out a winner here? Well if you look at it from a monetary standpoint, then you have to go with Gibson, as the settlement amount is simply pocket change for him. If you look at it from a public standpoint, you have to say his ex, as this is just more bad publicity for one of the world’s most popular (back in the day) actors.

Oh well, I guess we will see what is next for Gibson. Can he keep his hateful mouth shut, or will we be hearing more racial and sexist rants from him shortly? Only time will tell.

Justin Bieber Gets Into an Accident While Racing Ferrari

Seems that even the mellow “down to earth” Justin Bieber is getting into a little trouble these days. Bieber got into a fender bender late Tuesday afternoon right after he got done racing his Ferrari.

How do we know Bieber was street racing? Well folks, Twitter can be a b*&^ch sometimes. Seems that former House of Pain member Everlast tweeted the event right after it happened. You can see the tweet below:

“I just raced @justinbieber down Ventura in his Ferrari I won but a fedex truck got in his way.”

Like we said, twitter can be a real b*&^ch sometimes. We guarantee that Bieber doesn’t want anyone to know he caused an accident because of illegal street racing.

Schrody’s (Everlast) tweet was posted at 12 p.m. on Tuesday, just moments before Bieber’s run in with a Honda Civic. This according to LAPD Public Information Officer Gregory Baek.

Have no fear Bieber lovers. He was not injured, nor was anyone else. He will probably not receive any harsh punishment either, so everything in Beiber land looks right as rain.

Beyonce Confirms Pregnancy on the VMA Red Carpet

Well, what we have been speculating on for several years now has finally been confirmed. Beyonce confirmed just a few minutes ago on the red carpet of the MTV Video Music Awards that she is indeed pregnant. The father is of course Jay Z, so no drama there.

Beyonce has been denying pregnancy rumors and questions for years. Why did she choose one of music’s biggest stages to confirm news like this? Well, isn’t that what all starts do, make big announcements at big venues?

Beyonce walked down the red carpet in a lovely red dress, and of course she started the speculation by holding her baby bump and getting the reporters to ask the question instead of having to bring it up herself.

Beyonce has stated on several occasions that she looks forward to motherhood. She is now going to have her chance to show us she meant business.

Check out this video of Beyonce walking the VMA red carpet and showing off her baby bump!
 

Charlie Sheen Booed Off Stage in NYC

For those that have been living under a rock and don’t know all the drama with Charlie Sheen these days, just google him and you should get caught up pretty quickly. He’s, well, how do we put this nicely, gone off his rocker. And after he did that, he went out on tour.

His latest stop, after a lot of people gave mixed reviews of his comedy tour in Chicago and Detroit, NYC, has been given the toughest review of all. A paying audience decided it was worth the money to heckle Charlie Sheen off the stage.

He did manage to make 45 minutes of a 75 minute scheduled show and then couldn’t stand the booing and hopped off stage.

Inside Celebrity Storage Units: The Oddities Within

If were to sift through your storage unit after years of neglect, you may find there are items you don’t even remember putting there. For many users, storage facilities are the dumping ground for unwanted or underused possessions that, eventually, are a faint memory to the owner. It can be hard to let go of possessions that were once so important. While storage can be useful for storing items, such as seasonal decorations, off season sports equipment, and oversized furniture, other item, over time, also find their way into the mix. This is the trial for all customers, even celebrities have been caught with strange and unnecessary items in their storage.

When storage units are left unclaimed after a certain period of time, items inside are eventually auctioned to clear the unit and recoup unpaid time of storage. The entire contents of a unit could be bought in a lump sum. This was the case in 2010, when a man bought all the items in one storage unit for $150. That unit happened to be occupied by items saved and forgotten by Madonna. While Michael Vick was in jail, his storage unit rent went unpaid, consequently, it was auctioned for just ten dollars.

If it’s known that the contents of a storage unit were the possessions of a celebrity, it’s likely that the prices will be astronomically higher. However, they’re often rented in somebody else’s name, whether a manager, friend, or family member. In those cases, they sell for the same cheap prices as a unit occupied by anyone else that failed to pay rent.
Some of the items found in storage units are photographs telling secrets or little tid-bits about their former owners. Allegedly, the contents of Paris Hilton’s locker included photographs of Hilton kissing Val Kilmer. In Madonna’s unit, a Polaroid was found of her holding a water gun resembling a man’s privates.

Burt Reynold’s locker was so crammed full of strange possession that the buyer used it to create a themed museum in Florida. There, you will find a horse carriage built by Dolly Parton and the canoe from the film, Deliverance. Less exciting, but still odd, is a framed letter from a doctor about a spleen operation performed on Reynold’s in 1955.

It’s funny the kinds of things that even celebrities are willing to save for whatever sentimental reason. Although this may not worry you, since the contents of your unit do not begin to reach the oddities of celebrity storage, maybe it will be an incentive to clean out your storage sporadically. Save the space for the items you may use eventually.