February 4, 2012

Soon Madonna Will Be able to Buy Africa

Madonna, who’s working on a world tour right now is close to a deal that would make her nearly $30 million in cold hard cash. That’s right, 30 million dollars.

The London Sun reported that Madonna is working towards a concert deal that would make her $25 million for a two show appearance in Dubai. Dubai, which is the capital of money, might even fork over $15 million if she does just one show.

One Show!!!

That’s a crazy deal. Supposedly the extra cash comes from some richie rich that will pay $10 million to have a private show.

Heck, if she stay stops at all the rich palaces she may be able to buy, feed, and cloth all of Africa by the time she’s done with that tour. Maybe we should be her manager?

Will Madonna Gain Her American Accent Back?

Superstar singer Madonna, who currently resides in England with her movie producing husband Guy Ritchie could be on the outs in that relationship. Rumor has it, as spread by the London Sun, that the two had a little tiff this past week.

Before Madonna was set to go and adopt another child, her and Ritchie had a “Furious Row”, which we think means they had an argument. The arguing continued while she was in Africa via telephone.

For those of you who have taken the time to listen to the material girl speak lately she has this English accent that if you remember interviews of the young madonna, or even some of the interviews from her recent tours, prior to the move across the pond, you’d know her accent is pretty new. Can you get an accent that fast?

Does this mean that if Madonna moves back to LA she’ll have to return to her old accent?